The five people Obots meet in hell.

L.R. has it on good authority that a number of the most committed Obama activists are reporting near death experiences. The phenomenon, while not widespread, has occurred in Chicago, Berkeley, and around David Geffen's pool in Malibu. Remarkably, all report the same visions while technically - albeit momentarily - dead.

Unlike the usual tunnel ending with a white light, the activists all report entering a small room decorated with Che posters. Inside the room David Axelrod and William Ayres cackle deviously while mocking an angry looking man clinging to a gun and a bible. At some point all report Axelrod saying "Welcome, please partake of some kool-aid." After sipping, a hall with 5 doors appears. The "dead" Obots are then lead down the hall. "Now you must choose where you will spend eternity." Ayres interjects "Don't look at me you capitialist pig!"

Behind each door is a tiny windowless cell containing one person. All report the same five people.

Behind door number one a bug eyed Keith Olbermann is screaming "I am the king! I am the king! I AM THE KING!" at a knee buckling decibel and without pause.

Behind door number 2, is an even tinier cell with Chris Matthews. He is naked and rubbing his flabby thighs. He invites the Obot in saying "Touch them. They tingle. Feel the tingle. Please touch me, Obama supporter."

A still smaller cell is behind the third door. In it Rev. Phleger is mock crying and saying to the Obot "Oh you entitled whitey you must atone by listening to me preach forever. Forever! Wah Wah Wah."

Inside the minuscule cell behind the fourth door Randi Rhodes is hunched over microphone booming "Come in, you fucking whore. You are a whore!!! Ha Ha!"

Finally in the smallest windowless cell of all: Joe Biden just being himself.

Once all rooms have been visited Axelrod says simply "Choose your eternal life." In all cases the Obots begin to cry and yell out "I am sorry. So sorry. I was blind but now I see", running back down the hall.

After coming to, the Obots all report being changed people. All make a commitment to living rationally, to questioning all politicians no matter how much they like them. All come to terms with reality, committing to live in it. All promise to never call a women a cunt again. And all become kool aid teetotalers.

Strange but true.

Holy Similarity, Batman!

Riddle me this. What's the difference between Bush supporters and most Obama supporters today (at least the ones who comment on blogs)?

Me: I don't support going into Iraq
Neocon: You aren't patriotic

Me: I don't support Senator Obama
Obama Supporter (OS) You aren't a democrat

Me: I support Al Gore because he is smart, capable and experienced
Neo: I want to have a beer with George Bush

Me: I support Hillary Clinton because she is smart, capable and experienced
OS: Obama gives me hope!

Me: I want to know about Bush and his national guard service
Neo: Liberal Media Liberal Media Liberal Media Dan Rather is a jerk

Me: I want to know more about Obama's connections with Ayers, Rezko and Wright
OS: No more debates. He's answered the question! Charlie Gibson is a jerk

Me: The press is in the tank for Bush and won't vet him
Neo: Al Gore created the interets

Me: The press is in the tank for Obama and won't vet him
OS: White Water, Monica, Travelgate

Me: I think it's disgusting that Bush called a reporter an asshole
Neo: He is!

Me: I think it's disgusting that Randi Rhodes called Senator Clinton a "fucking whore"
OS: She is!

Me: I want all the votes in Florida counted
Neo: Bush won!

Me: I want all the votes in Florida counted
OS: They broke the rules!

Add any answers that you wish.

Worst Person in the World!

Oh, Keith, congrats! You've topped your own list! Get out the confetti and balloons.

Now, I could be wrong, but I searched the MSNBC site (as I no longer watch Countdown) and I found no mention of Randi Rhodes being named a Worst.

You did, however, name Elton John one for saying the reason Senator Clinton is behind:

in part at least, because of prejudice against women. I never cease to be amazed at the misogynistic attitudes of some people in this country.

Isn't that just horrible! How could Elton John say that there is sexism in America? That is deserving of a mention on Mr. Olbermann's list! Sexism, misogyny, never. Now get back in the kitchen and make some cookies, ladies. Mmmmnnn, snickerdoodles!

Then I saw that on a story about Paris Hilton the title was A Slut and Battery. Wow, thanks a lot for that. I don't particularly care for Ms. Hilton but I guess it makes sense that you wouldn't find fault with Ms. Rhodes when you use the same language yourself.

Please go over to Correntewire.com to find more ways to spend your time now that you don't watch Countdown!

Oh, and KEITH OLBERMANN, TODAY'S WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD!

Isn't it Ironic?

Irony is Dead.

Michelle Obama goes to a black separatist church and then wants more white people behind her for the photo op. Pushing the black people to the back of the bus.

From No Quarter:

On April 6th, I reported that Barack Obama’s website had a disgusting analogy comparing what is going on in this election as a choice between two types of slaves: Field Slaves (Obama supporters) and House Slaves (Hillary supporters). Since bringing this to the attention of the world-at-large, suddenly and without explanation, the offensive page has been scrubbed, like so many other clearly offensive statements and connections from the Obama campaign.

Senator Obama is not the descendant of slaves but of slave owners. His followers liken the "house slaves" (us) to beer swillin' rednecks with no education. They are so much better and smarter how can Senator Obama call them field slaves?

If Senator Clinton won a state the super delegates need to go with the overall vote of the entire country. If Senator Obama won the district the super delegates need to go with the will of the district.

Senator Obama gives us hope. We're still hoping that our votes here in Florida will count and that he'll stop fighting us. Good luck to us!

Senator Obama wants to be president of the United States of American and goes to church who's minister rants, "God Damn America!"

Same minister preaches about black separatism and has a brand new $10 million house in a gated white community on the golf course.

Senator & Mrs. Obama went to Ivy league schools, own a million dollar home and have had every opportunity and for the first time she is proud of her country. I guess her husband becoming a U.S. Senator wasn't a proud moment for them.

The left (myself included) thought that Ann Coulter calling Senator Edwards a "faggot" was beyond the pale. But when the left's version of Ms. Coulter, Randi Rhodes, called Senator Clinton a "fucking whore" she was exercising her freedom of speech and should be commended for "speaking the truth."

Yes, indeed, Irony is Dead.

We will mourn you.