A reading from the Obama Scriptures

From the Book of Marx

Chapter 6
Verse 66

The birth of Obama, son of Obama.

From House of Marx the Lord did arriseth.

Marx beget Lenin
Lenin beget Stalin
Stalin beget Mao
Mao beget Che
Che beget Castro
Castro beget many in the land of America:
Dorhn, Ayres, and many of the Weather Undergroundeth
that did worship bombs.
And many others of the Imbecile Tribe who believed
the wearing of the Che tee-shirts did maketh them matter.
But the wearing of the tee shirts did maketh them sillier
than they already were-eth


And into the land of Daley many went for to worship in the Temple of the Combine.

The Combine did beget Axelrod, who knew Rezko.

And Rezko beget Blagojevich.
But Blagojevich was stillborn
So Rezko beget another.
And he was Lord Obama.

And down the road-eth did live Wright. For he liveth in the house his temple did buy for him.
And Wright beget Wrath.
And Wrath did overcome Wright.
And it was music to the Lord's ears.
For the Victims did jump up and give money.
And the Lord did see an opening.
For the Lord is wise.
Until the day the temple of Wright was of no use.
And it was stashed neatly under the bus.

These three things the Lord doth give us:

*Black Liberation Theology

*The discrete socialism of the Bourgeoisie

*Bald faced opportunism.

But the greatest of these is Opportunism.

And the Good News was proclaimed through out the land by the village idiot: Keith Olbermann.




The Word of the Lord.

Obama scripture lesson for June 9, 2008. The birth of the Hussein Creed.

From page 666 of A Short History of Obama

By Andrew Sullivan
Professor of Self Hatred Studies at the College of SouthEastern NorthWest Arlington Tech.


In the 1st month of the J.O. period (Just Obama) the emperor Axelrod gathered the Latte Tribe, the Arugula Tribe, The Champagne Socialists Tribe, the diaspora of Self Hating Gay Men for Obama, and various competing fag hag healers and leaders including Maria of the Shriver and Arianna of the Brentwood. They met in an upscale lounge in Chicago called "Sinclair's". Over a strenuous period of 4 minutes they pounded out a Universal Declaration of Beliefs for Obamites calling it The Hussein Creed - using Obama's given middle name because...well...the Apple Martinis had kicked in and it sort of rhymed with Nicene - so what the hell. Here is what it says:

The Hussein Creed

We believe in one Lord, Barry Obama,
the chosen Son of Daley,
eternally forgotten by his angry Father,
And hippie Mother.
Through Barry
all things were made.
For us and for our condescension.
He came down from Harvard,
was incarnate of the Spirit of Hyannis port and the Viper Michelle
and became truly human.
As was proven in the Pennsylvania Debate.

He will come in glory to demand the living and the dead,
get to the polls.
And trash who ever he feels is in his way,
while smiling and handing out cash and jobs.

And his kingdom will have no end.
Once we take over the military.

We believe in the Holy Media, the giver of lies,
who proceeds from the Lord,
We believe in one holy Democratic and Socialist Church.
Which we will only attend if the Pastor is
not videotaped.

We look for the Resurrection of the Dead
on voting rolls across swing states.

And demand tenure at mediocre universities
with full benefits and down time to
write for Mother Jones
and some tiny poetry journals
and get faded in our Jacuzzis
and complain about how unfair everything is.

Now and Forever
Amen.

We know we are being fooled but we like it.