A reading from the Obama Scriptures

From the Book of Marx

Chapter 6
Verse 66

The birth of Obama, son of Obama.

From House of Marx the Lord did arriseth.

Marx beget Lenin
Lenin beget Stalin
Stalin beget Mao
Mao beget Che
Che beget Castro
Castro beget many in the land of America:
Dorhn, Ayres, and many of the Weather Undergroundeth
that did worship bombs.
And many others of the Imbecile Tribe who believed
the wearing of the Che tee-shirts did maketh them matter.
But the wearing of the tee shirts did maketh them sillier
than they already were-eth


And into the land of Daley many went for to worship in the Temple of the Combine.

The Combine did beget Axelrod, who knew Rezko.

And Rezko beget Blagojevich.
But Blagojevich was stillborn
So Rezko beget another.
And he was Lord Obama.

And down the road-eth did live Wright. For he liveth in the house his temple did buy for him.
And Wright beget Wrath.
And Wrath did overcome Wright.
And it was music to the Lord's ears.
For the Victims did jump up and give money.
And the Lord did see an opening.
For the Lord is wise.
Until the day the temple of Wright was of no use.
And it was stashed neatly under the bus.

These three things the Lord doth give us:

*Black Liberation Theology

*The discrete socialism of the Bourgeoisie

*Bald faced opportunism.

But the greatest of these is Opportunism.

And the Good News was proclaimed through out the land by the village idiot: Keith Olbermann.




The Word of the Lord.