First 2 Rappy winners announced!

The first 2 winners of the 2008 Rappy awards (which I made up over coffee one morning) can now be announced!!! The committee of 2 (me and my laptop) gathered at a Koreatown bistro called "Denny's" recently and tabulated the votes.

The Nominees for Most Grotesque Cable News Personality:

Nancy Grace
Chris Matthews
Dick Morris
Keith Olbermann
Bill O'Reilly

And the winner is Keith Olbermann!!!!

Olbermann wins his first Rappy after a year long display of Hillary inspired mommy issue meltdowns, murder jokes about the former First Lady, and bug eyed buffoonery he likes to call "Special Comments". The manic Olbermann, who is rumoured to be the love child of Phyllis Diller and Donald Trump, enjoyed a year of unconsciously making an ass of himself at every turn while cheer leading for Obama. Congrats Keith! You are the most grotesque news anchor in the woooooooooorrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllld!!!!

Nominees for 2008 Sexist of the year:

Chris Matthews
Barack Obama
Keith Olbermann
Randi Rhodes
Andrew Sullivan

With such juicy nominees one almost hates to announce a winner. Each of these people brought sublimated sexism and/or self hatred a special zing this year. However, the winner is: Barack Obama

Barry started the year by playing a song that included the lyrics: 99 problems and the bitch ain't one at his victory party after defeating Clinton in the Iowa. This set the tone for his delicious mix of arrogance, Gangsta/Ho homages, throw the middle finger to Clinton podium stunts, unequal pay for his female staff, and charmless derision to female reporters. All the while he refused to reign in his night of the living dead, women hating cult of idiot children on the Left -lead by Ms. Arianna Huffington - great patron of resentful, disempowered women everywhere, John Avarosis, king - and queen - of barely evolved self hating homosexuals, and that Daily Kos guy who happily played host to a cavalcade of homicidal, sadistic commenters all year.Congrats Barry. Your consistent, duplicitous misogyny all year has been a marvel.



* the empty suit photo signifies the Rapture has occurred - an expression of the heavenly effect winning a coveted Rappy has on people.

Also, it's an empty suit and an empty suit, as we all now know, is the new black.

Boycott the MSM: Misogynist Sexist Media

This one can't wait. Thanks Molly! Send this video far and wide! Olbermann, The dailykos, Huffington, Matthews, the huge majority of the media HAS BEEN BLATANTLY SEXIST. I have been saying this here for over a year. The real story is not "race" it is "gender". The story of the television lynching of Hillary Clinton is all about men mad at their mothers, men afraid of they don't measure up and the women who sign off on their Bullshit Checks.
(Someone needs to write: Olbermann on the Couch)
Boycott Olbermann and the rest! (no one deserves to be thrown on the ash heap of broadcast and net history more than Olbermann and the vicious Stalinists at the DailyKos.)

Rise Hillary, Rise.