5 questions for Thursday

Questions for Thursday.

1. Who will win the PAC 10 Opener - the Cardinal or the Beaver???

2. Who is smarter - a random group of crack head in Downtown LA or the DNC?

3. How many Obama Pods does it take to change a light bulb?

(Ten. 1 to drive the Prius to Whole Foods to get buy the light bulb.
1 to screw the bulb in.
7 to go into an ecstatic trance chanting "change the bulb, change, change, change...."
and
1 to go on MSNBC and insist the changing of the bulb is an amazing accomplishment worthy of lasting veneration.)

4. What's the best evidence so far that Obama is deranged - the fake Presidential seal or the Greek Temple set at Invesco?

5. If John McCain where 10 years younger how far ahead would he be in the polls right now? 10 points? 20? 40?

Race Rant - it's a riot!

I have a ranter friend (don't we all) Mike -Since he was always going off about something I set up a "rant" site called Mule Kick to the Crotch for him to unload on topics other than politics. Give LR some variety etc etc. He has not used his space to much but you can check out a few rants here. Last night he sent me a political rant... so I am putting it on L.R. It made me smile. Actually, it is harsh - but not too bad - however if your sensibilities are very delicate - skip it. Mike's homerun moment: The 'old people did this' paragraph.


FROM MIKE:


Dear Mr. Polly Prissy Pretend President,

Listen up Your Highness Obama. I have something to say.

Shut TF up about race. Now. We are sick of it. In fact, this writer is sick to death of it. You keep saying crap like "they" will try to scare you because you don't look like past Presidents or you have a weird last name or whatever. Bullshit. BULL SHIT. This is nonsense. You got millions of votes (less than Hillary but still millions) in the primaries. None of those voters gave a shit you look like the result of Dr. Moreau sending Alfred E Newman, Bob Saget, Dumbo, and Urkle through a wood chipper and fusing their DNA in a wheat grass juicer.

Many still voted for ya, homeboy!

Of course, in your weird world voters in California, West Virginia, Michigan, Florida, Kentucky, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Puerto Rico, Massachusetts, Indiana, American Samoa, New Mexico, South Dakota, Texas, New York, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Arizona, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, Arkansas and Rhode Island are all racists.

WRONG! You lost all those contests and you lost the popular vote. And not because your father was African. I am not afraid of you because of your race (es) or your "weird" middle and last names. I am afraid of you because you're a buffoon - an errand boy sent by grocery clerks. You've done nothing in your adult life except promote yourself.

I AM FED UP WITH THE IMPLICATION THAT IF I DON'T VOTE FOR YOU I AM A BIGOT.

F*#k YOU.

You have overplayed the race card. And we are turning on you, dude. BIG TIME! Stop playing the whiny victim. God - I can imagine you being President. It will be all: "Ooooh Putin was so mean to me. He doesn't like me cuz I'm black" Whaaa, whaaaa, whaaa.

As for your middle name - WTF? We can't say it because...why?....I didn't give you that name, dude. A lot of good people have your middle name. Why are you ashamed of it? Why are WE playing dirty for mentioning YOUR middle name?

Grow up, whiner. I can say your middle name if I want. It is not my fault your daddy put that name on some birth certificate no one can come up with.

HusseinHusseinHusseinHusseinHusseinHusseinHusseinHussein
HusseinHusseinHusseinHusseinvHusseinHusseinHusseinHussein
HusseinHusseinHusseinHussein....

Your whole campaign is through the bloody looking glass. YOU can talk about race but WE, who oppose you, can't.

Screw that.

If you talk race. We talk back. Grow up.

Every time you bring up race you smear millions. You smeared the last Democratic President with this race crap. It was unforgivable. YOU ARE UNFORGIVEN. You played dirty, rotten scumbag politics with the most painful issue in American history. This makes you a dirty, rotten scumbag.

Stop whining you whiner.

Not one damn thing in your life indicates you have ever been held back because of your race. The opposite is true. Millions oppose you because they OPPOSE YOU, your policies, your lack of experience, the obnoxious rock concerts you put on, your freakish history populated by Marxists, bomb makers, slumlords, brain dead minsters, effete America bashing limo liberals, and Democratic Socialist pseudo intellectual gas bags. As John forever points out, you remain in this contest only because the deranged media refuses to report on these criminals, killers and imbeciles.

I don't care one damn bit what you look like. Also, Your Highness, it is dumb politics. You think implying that millions of voters who have justified reservations about you want to hear for the next 3 months they are probably racist? Dumb ass. That is gonna make people mad as hell. SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

Stop whining you whiner.

You want to talk about race, Barry? Why don't you cough up whiny Michelle's Princeton thesis? Let's hear Missy "I am finally proud of my country" Michelle defend or refute HERSELF.

Then you attack by implying that McCain has committed the great crime of aging. You are obnoxious. McCain is 71. Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin signed a peace accord with the PLO when he was 71. Michelangelo created the architectural plans for the Church of Santa Maria degli Angeli when he was 88. Albert Schweitzer ran a hospital in Africa when he was 89. Take your stupid ageism and shove it where the sun don't shine, Barry. In a sane society aging is an asset. You are proof we need some professional help. Only in the sick little American Idol world of the United States of 2008 are you even possible.

Read a blog today that said calling you "arrogant" had racist implications, too. Moron. I say to that blowhard no,no,no,no,no!!!! You will not remove that word too. You are arrogant. The evidence is everywhere. It is not racist to call you arrogant. It is truthful.

I am not a racist. I am not voting for you. Deal with it, Barry.

Very Truly Yours,
Mike

E.E.L.P.s - Effete, Entitled, Little Pricks

(firstly, Rush - I know you're using my gags...go for it...)

onward:
The thesis of most of this blog is this: Obama is an effete, entitled, little prick. Because he is black and a talented speaker he has garnered a large following of white, effete, entitled, little pricks. (Olbermann, and that pan head on Hardball are good examples here. Also, Huffy, the integrity slayer.)

Yes - I SAID IT! I WROTE IT! OBAMA IS WHERE HE IS BECAUSE HE IS BLACK. (even my black sister-in-law agrees....) Other than hammering away at what an E.E.L.P. Obama is - another goal is to take back some of the language from the E.E.L.P. cabal currently running most media.

First word to be seized back from the EELPs - RACISM. The recovery of this word will take time and effort.

Rule one: It may be used judiciously and only were verifiable racism can be discerned.

Rule two: It applies to ALL RACES. (Wright and that Catholic freak Obama advisor, Phlemmbot, are racists)

Rule Three: If an EELP, or any Obama Pod, uses it the rest of us have an obligation to vet the usage and demand clarification. They have abused the word so severely that they cannot be trusted with it.

Rule Four: Willful willy nilly accusations of racism should be responded to with a direct, fierce, and historical reminders about what racism really is. Addressing a candidate's weaknesses is not racism. Stoking race resentment with bullshit about a former President IS.

Rule Five: Sexism is a bigger problem in the U.S. than racism. Period. All progressives must come to terms with this and demand action -

The effete little pricks are not in any real sense true progressives. They tend to give lip service to labor, justice etc, and/or theorize about them - but almost never do the heavy lifting. They maneuver around cocktail parties and joust for tickets to get on David Geffen's jumbo dingy. Generally, what they have been good for is cash. Not a bad thing in itself. However, they are overreaching and demanding things we cannot allow them to have. Esp us liberals of the old school. They are taking progressive basics: words, thoughts, ideas - the working class itself - and spitting on them.

Today's word to reclaim from the Obama pricks: Racism.

Use it with thought and consideration - or not at all. The millions of real victims of racism deserve respect. Not the exploitation of a bunch of Harvard and Princeton gas bags.