Obama's Coalition of Change

A slightly edited list of Obama's coalition from L.R. regular JMK.

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Obama's Coalition of Change

Domestic terrorists

Middle east money launderers

Nation of Islam

The new Black Panther Party

Anyone who finally became proud of America a few weeks ago.

Movie stars

Star Fu*k#rs - (see Huffington below)

College Students

HAMAS

HEZBOLLAH

Corporate Media

Major Newspapers and their columnists - owned by corporate media

Wall Street.

The Chicago Mob.

Foreign lenders.

Black separatist theology ministers

Lobbyists.

Arugula Shoppers of America.

A. Huffington, but only when not getting a pedicure on David Geffen's yacht, and only as long as Obama remains "cool".

Daily Kos, (known as the Cheetos Blog around here) and other assorted hate groups and closet Stalinists.

TV drugged suburbanites.

Bribed Superdelegates.

Anyone looking for something for nothing

Anyone wanting to take control of others

Anyone unwilling to be responsible for their life

Anyone unable to think for themselves at all

Entitled overindulged eighteen year olds who like big "rallies" in which the crowds are inflated with free concerts by popular bands. (including bands who open shows with the Soviet National Anthem.)

Hate mongers in all varieties

Maoists and other communists.

Union bosses who ignore their members.

Kool Aid drinkers.

Anyone who resents having to pay back student loans.

Anyone who views them self as a victim of "the man"

Women haters.

Dead Voters in North Carolina

Deranged anchor men across America.

Voters in 7 new states.

The Oregon Great Lakes Boating society.


Finally a NEW politcs is sweeping the land!