The Bowl System Bullshit.

College Football Fans look here:

Based on the AP poll here is the first "round of sixteen" match ups that could have occurred on Dec 6th/7th if the BCS overlords were not so GREEDY. The "bowl" system is more important..so they say... they are lying.

Florida vs. Georgia

Ohio State vs. Utah

Boise State vs. Texas Tech

Texas vs. Georgia Tech

USC vs. Cincinnati

Penn State vs. TCU

Alabama vs. Oklahoma State

Oklahoma vs. Oregon

Wow. How much fun would THAT have been????


The current bowl system in college football is bullshit. Today, after a 2 week drought in games the "Eaglebank bowl" and the "magicjack St. Petersburg bowl" (which sounds to me like a Frat initiation with a heavy homoerotic subtext.) kick things off. This "system" of inane bowls is pathetic. It grows more pathetic by the year. The R and L Carriers New Orleans bowl is Sunday. (are R and L carriers contagious?) and the my personal favorite asinine game: San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl...(yes a bowl named for a county credit union....classy...lets fight for the bowl system to the death)...is crammed between the Christmas Story Marathon and the Last Minute Chia Pet Deals show on HSN.

Yup we sure need to defend the bowl system....

Perhaps the Elks Lodge Snack Bar and Charity Thrift Shop Knotty Pine Bowl is next. Or the Piggly Wiggly PorkRinds-R-us.com Bowl.

THE BOWL SYSTEM IS PATHETIC. And unfair.

This year Texas got screwed out of a championship shot.
At least one school has a legit. complaint every year.
Any conference with a championship game puts its teams at a disadvantage.
Non BCS schools get no shot at the Championship.


A tournament could have started on 12/6 with 4 games. Quarterfinals 12/13. Semi finals today. Championship which would rotate between Miami, Pasadena, Dallas, New Orleans on 1/1. (sorry "Tostitas Fiesta" you are a phony johnny come lately- plus Phoenix is charmless. )
Other Bowls could stay in place if they wanted to. (I would hate to deprive Papajohn.com of the astounding amounts of branding afforded by having 6-6 Bozo state play 7-5 Altoona Tech.)

Even the New Years day bowls could act as consolation games. Or not.

It is time for a playoff in division one college football.

Who will fall the hardest in 2009?

Today's "Rappy" catagory asks voters to project into 2009. Competition is tough. Voters are allowed to write in their own choices.


Winners will be announced during the half time show of the the AIG/FANNIE MAE/GM "Give me Free Money!" Bowl sponsored by Matthew Lesko, L.L.C. in Stateline, Nevada . This is one of many fantastic bowls (such as the majicjack St. Petersburg Bowl sponsored by Astroglide.) being held in lieu of a playoff system and a sense of fair play!!!!....Plus don't forget this - the bowls have the added attraction of utterly disregarding the public will!!! Just like Congress!!! Whoo hoo!!!