Coconut Lady's Grab Bag: 4/9/08

First things first. There is a man out there (hardly a gentleman)who has been writing me since last week asking if he can grab MY bags. To quote the immortal words of Senator Ted Stevens

"NO!"

Isn't Ted a charmer?

Now that that is off my chest on to business:

Darlings, I am so glad L.R. is proving to be a refuge for Real Democrats. I am afraid we may be tasked with heaving the Barackarazzi overboard when this election is over. The Arugulas are so annoying. They just don't understand real Democrats. Now we are being called Jacksonian Democrats. Hmmm? Is this for Michael Jackson? Action Jackson? Of that darling who splattered all the paint on the floor?

Another good thing about this election: I am over Oprah for good. Bye. Bye. What a relief! She was getting tiresome anyway. Glad she showed her true colors.

Olbermann just keeps getting sadder and more pathetic. Ah, well, we had one good year, Pumpkin Face.

For any of you dears who eat: there is a problem with the foods.

Are you Lonely? Confused? Lost and all alone? Pathetic? Needy? Overbearing? Trapped between your dishonest self image and your brittle, yet still fat, ego? You need advice. Send me any questions or concerns you may have. Post them in the comments. I answer on Thursdays with love, compassion, and a hatchet. Darlings.

One good thing about oil depletion. Vegas is gonna be history.
Coconut Lady hates Vegas.

When did Matt Stone get so very sexy?
Note to self: Invite Matt Stone over for some Coconut Chocolate Cherry Balls.

On a similar note: is it too late to take up bull riding?

Coming soon: The best movie you've never heard of.

Isn't Hillary the best? An adult at the wheel.