Obama supporters have their reasons

There are so many Obama flip flops on issues he campaigned on that many poor Obama Pods can't gulp enough Kool Aid to continue to make excuses. Liberal Rapture to the rescue! Below are five real reasons for some of Obama's reversals. Perhaps you've seen some of these in the comment section over at Americablog or the Daily Kos already! Worry not Obama Pods! When Barry betrays a liberal principle there is always a higher purpose!

5. FISA: It's okay about his FISA flip flop. I want Obama to listen in on my private conversations. I mean who wouldn't ?!! It makes me all tingly just thinking about it. Oooooh...I need to call someone right now! I hope HE listens! Obviously, everyone would be happy if Barack listened to their conversations. What's the problem?

4. Mountain Top Removal: The 42 mountain top removals in West Virginia approved by the Obama administration are a secret plan to build a safe place for endangered species who can only live on stunted mountains. For example, the Stunted Mountain Egret, The Pelosi Billygoat, the Von Trapp Family Hoot Owl, and the Wandering Blue Dog of Appalachia - Barack is so nice to endangered animals!

3. Public financing: This "seeming" reversal last year was a secret code reminding us to wash our hands because HE knew the swine flu would emerge. Because our hands are in "public" and if take away p, b, i, c, i, n, a, n, a, c, i, n, and g - 13 letters - the exact number of letters in "Wash Your Hands" - the remaining letters are u, l, f - which is FLU. Look closely and you see that he was telling us "wash your hands" and "flu". Coincidence? I think not.

2. Reversal on torture photo release: HE, like all of us, was so smitten with Susan Boyle HE did not want anything to take away from her moment in the sun. Obama thinks of everyone!

1. The Defense of Marriage Act: Our leader's plan here will make gay marriage more festive in the long run. Though Obama said DOMA was "abhorrent" during the campaign HE was forced to defend it in court in order to "save money." The money saved by the Federal Government is secretly being earmarked for gay wedding receptions. National Gay Wedding Reception Day will be announced shortly by Barney Frank as part of the next stimulus bill.

If anyone argues with any of these completely sane and logical reasons for Obama's actions it is recommended that those of us who live in Obama's Truth and Light scream:
PALINNNNNNNNN! - really loud until the evil one shuts up or the cops come.

Remember our Dear Leader is totally consistent. Sometimes it may be hard at first to discover HIS reasons - but they are all true and just. Don't be confused because them Jews in the White House won't let the real reasons come out immediately.




I hope this helps clarify things.