Lunch Break - 3/11/09
Hands on: The New Depression is causing some new beauty to be created.
Sticking Moistly to the Point: Food for the thoughtless is,again, hilarious.
No excuses: I hope everyone pops over to No Limits often.
How to be an internet star! More Bo, who I am in love with...in a healthy, utterly nonsexual, non stalking, non old pervy guy way. Funny is funny...I heart funny.
Look over there! It must be Cher! From the 70s
Nigerian Inheritance: Below is an email I got from the "FBI" this morning. Those kooks at the FBI aren't like Scully, Moulder, or Seely Booth at ALL! I am very disappointed.
Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J. Edgar. Hoover Building,
Washington, DC USA.
ATTN: BENEFICIARY
This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, none officials of Zenith Bank and some impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation agents. During our Investigation, it came to our notice that...
So therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in the total amount of $800,000.00 USD which will be deposited into an ATM CARD...Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation has been involved in this transaction, you are now to be rest assured that this transaction...We have confirmed that the amount required to procure the Approval Slip will cost you a total of $200 USD....
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