Obot-o-Scope for August 21, 2009

By Astrid Passionfroot.


August 21, 2009

Life feels complicated today because the Pelosi Moon is fading into the house of Obama as it passes through an asteroid storm of white dwarfs, black holes, and blue dogs. Stress arises when our need to be mindlessly in love with the Barack star triangle of Hope, Change, and Hopeychangyhope - differs from reality yet again. Best to stay at home, sit in a dimly lit room and stare at a photo of Him chanting "Yes, We Can!" until the storm passes.



Tonight: Cash for Clunkers Party time! Get your Biden on! Happy hour with friends, then smash up your cars for fun. (Remember to wear a seatbelt!) On Monday trade the newly minted "clunkers" in for new cars before the 6 pm deadline! Have fun!