Obot-o-Scope for May 25,2009

By Astrid Passionfroot

The Obama Moon breezes into the expanding and contracting Oprah galaxy lifting our spirits off the earthly plane and into the realm of perfect communion with our inner child. Who, it turns out, is a goth teenager who feigns perpetual ennui but secretly twitters about My Super Sweet 16.

You ask yourself: Is this the me I have been waiting for? No, Obama Child. Wait a little longer. When you hear the knocking of the you you have been waiting for there will be no doubt. For the you you have been waiting for smells like fresh orange peels and looks like David Duchovny in Season One of the X- files - all rumpled and sexy with that no one gets it but me look that makes you wanna slap him and bed him all at once.

He will come to the door, smile, and say quietly "The call is coming from inside the house.", cackle and leave. Then, Obama Child you will know it is time...to get to work on Barack's reelection!!!!

Tonight: Hold a family meeting about what you can do now to further Barack's agenda around the house. Perhaps apply Alinsky organizing techniques to your kitchen junk drawer??