Obot-o-Scope for May 16,2009

By Astrid Passionfroot,

We, the Obama people, know we are the future and together we can do anything! Yes we can! But today, with Venus transiting past Pluto before getting a transfer to Yonkers midday, many of us will feel the need to stand out from the crowd. Go for it! When a decision arises today, instead of wondering to yourself 'What would Barrack do?' ...try something bold! Ask the question out loud! Right there at Whole Foods! For anyone to hear! Instead of shaping the kids' breakfast pancakes to look like Barrack again - try making Michelle pancakes for the family. Or Bo pancakes! Be creative. Barrack wants you to be who you are! Remember: You are the one you've been hoping to wait for the change to arrive for!

Tonight: Kick it with some friends. With mercury in retrograde and Jupiter in Stalingrad, it is a good night to stay in and play board games. Perhaps Obama-opoly. The newest version has a money printing machine!