Luncheon at Liberal Rapture - 2 items on the agenda today.

1. A passage from the Obama Scriptures:

1 Emanuel (r) 10:13:

And the Lord our God Obama said unto the 2 Houses of the Congress:

Be hopeful in joy, Joyful in hope, hopefully join me in joyfully
passing hope for health insurers everywhere.
Can we? Yes!
For I shall be with you even after I've chucked you under the bus....
In spirit only though, as I don't want to get all smudgy....
so sayeth me...the Lord.
Now let us all reflect on me and my greatness as we have a few snacks.

Then the multitude did dance and sing and eat Ritz Crackers in the shape of The Lord's head and ears. They were entertained into the night. Reid did tell tales of insulting businessmen in his state and later played an armpit fart version of Viva Las Vegas. As the morning wind whistled through the gaps in Pelosi's reconstructed face, all knew it was time to take the public option goat to K Street and stone it to death. And this they did. For the Lord Obama had told them secretly:

Give to K Street what is K Street's.
For K Street did touch my G spot.

Afterward, the Lord Obama did go out back for a smoketh.

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