Lunch Break - Harsh and Fun edition

Mainstream traction: Obama=Bush. Told ya so.

Foto: Something to Chewy on.
Poll Dance: Patterson is in the doghouse in NY. Cuomo leads him 70%-21% in Dem primary polling. Cuomo's Dem primary lead reminds me of Clinton's lead in places like West Virginia last Spring.
Why is no one on the Huffington/Brentwood/David Geffen Left saying:
What a bunch of backwoods bigots and retrograde racists those New York Democratic Primary Voters are!!!!

I am seriously.
- Someone needs to tell the Daily Kos and H.R. Huffington 'n stuff!!!!!
-Olbermann needs to make a Special Comment!
-John Avarosis needs to...uh...go and post something about...

how bad Hillary Clinton uh I mean Cuomo...is so...because...uh.....those upstate hicks are all haters!!!! Wah!!! Therefore...vote for..uh...the Black Guy....I was not paid off..uh...by Axelrod...uh...to become an Obama Pod....wah!!! Stop being a hater!!...I hate Hillary! Wah!!!! uh...I mean I hate Cuomo!!! wah!!! He divorced a Kennedy! And Ted Kennedy endorsed Obama! Divorce rhymes with endorse! Wah! Me and Cheetos Man and Andrew "vagina dentata fears come upon me suddenly in the night!" Sullivan are super seriously important people. Wah! I blog therefore I am! wah wah wah!

Ignorance Implants: No giant boobs for you, for, yea, you do not hate gay people enough! Go forth with your small boobs and repent! For you shall not have cleavage enough to win beauty pageants. unless you promise to make stupid, degrading, TV commercials, then I shall giveth you big knockers. Go forth in straightness and think upon these things my little flat one.

Swine Two: This Ain't over. Thanks to Jay for sending this along from the BBC. Swine Flu could hit one in three.

This also ain't over: Real estate prices are not coming back anytime soon.

Thank God for Social Security: and thank Roberta for this piece.

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