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Obama girls host tea party for their dolls at White House.
Garofalo calls them racists on Countdown.



Emmanuel blames Bush for Yellowstone Supervolcano
Insists that Supervolcano may erupt, but only because it is in a red state.



Caroline Kennedy rejected by co-workers at White House Starbucks.
Worker states: Just because you drink lattes doesn't mean you can make them.


Druggies take over Twitter. Rename it Tweaker


Michelle Obama to carry nuclear football.
She's got the whole world in her arms.


White House announces budget cutbacks
Happy meals for staff cut back to 3 days a week.


Obama visits CIA, asks "What is it you guys do again?"


White House TelePrompTer goes on strike demanding Youtube residuals.


Bowing all the rage with the Facebook crowd
Taking a cue from Obama, social networkers stop "poking" and start "bowing"


Bo demands name change.
WH reveals that first pet is a Republican-wants to be called "Gipper."