Lunch Break - 3/10/09

Important news alert: Missile-throwing chimp plots attacks on tourists

Quote:

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool

W. Shakespeare
from As You Like It.


A reading from the Obama Scripture for 3/10/09:

From The Book Of (having a) Job

And so it came to pass in those days that the Lord Obama became poopeth
For the Lord now had to worketh
And often to worketh with no one for to watch him labor and to clapeth.

And the Lord said "Father, why hath though forsaketh me
Here to worketh with no one to clapeth for me
and sing my praises?

Father just last week the minister from the land of bad teeth and tea
Came and broughteth me gifts.
And he expected gifts in return.

How was I to knoweth this?
When have I had to bringeth gifts and not just receive them?"

But the Lord's Father, who art in Chicagoland, did not answer.
And Barrack was alone.
He consoled himself by looking at his reflection in all the mirrors in the White House.
For there were many mirrors.
And the Lord thought: Barry, you looketh goooood.

Then the minister Brown came to the door and he was-eth a buzz kill.

The Lord sent his servant Rahm to the gift store at the last minute
to obtain gifts for the minister Brown from across the pond.
So the Lord then gave the minister movies called American Gigolo,
and Porky's
and Dude, Where's my Car 2.
and little plastic flying machines.
and a walnut he found in the back yard that looked like Ben Franklin.
and, vaguely, Barbara Walters.

Then minister Brown left-eth,
And the Lord was tired. All this "giving" of gifts.
wore his asseth out.

So he went out back for a smoketh.

This is the word of the Lord.



Music: Written in the 60s - the clip is from the early 70s...this song is a classic piece of pop perfection. I am not worthy of saying anything about Ms. Turner - so I won't.


Peak experience: Has he peaked?