Some Sunday Fun - FUBAGS and Polls.

I have a few more "rappy" categories I want to get your votes on. The first 2 are entirely non-political.

Sexiest person of 2008. Please note: I am sexually objectifying people in a completely even handed way. Just because beauty has been comodified to a disgusting degree in our late capitalist society does not mean it should be ignored. These choices are in the eye of the Rappy Committee. This committee exists entirely in my head. If you don't know who a nominee is - google image, baby....whoo hoo...or add your own.


This poll is again reflective of my own interests and intellectual crushes - so add your own, if you wanna.


As I sit here is my crazed sexuality flux, I am working on my secret agenda to take over the school systems, turn all America's young boys to a gay "lifestyle" and all sweet little girls into angry bull dyker bikers.

(I wish someone would define this alleged "lifestyle". As a 4.5 on the kinsey scale, a bit of a slob, and a couch potato sports fan - I feel my "gay" lifestyle never gets any respect. Why are there no frumpy homos in pop culture!!!??? We are not all tidy fashionistas, for god sake...Not all gay men are Anderson Cooper/Elton John hybrids. That does it: I am starting a group: FUBAGS: Frumpy, Unfashionable Bi and Gay Society - of America...dot com...inc. )

I am adding this category:



See ya. Off to church and then catching up on yesterday's amazing bowl games. I really enjoy all the pomp and tradition surrounding the magicjack st. petersburg bowl...the magic...the jack...the meaningless game in front of the empty stands...the pre game parade of minor celebrities sponsored by Bennigans...the Tampa vs St. Pete Sausage Tug sponsored by Jimmy Dean and the Charlie Weis Foundation for Rotund Living - and, of course, the traditional "plugging in the new phone jack" dance performed at half time...this year by that Verizon Wireless "can you hear me now" guy...AND...wait for it....Donna Brazille!

Isn't the bowl season special?