What if he chooses Hagel?

What if BHO chooses Hagel as the VP? Could happen. He travelled with the Baby Jesus overseas.
And it fits a certain Hagel/Bloomberg/Brezinski/Obama theory that's been floating around for a while. AND - remember that weird aborted news conference Hagel had a while ago when everyone thought he would be announcing for President - then, looking a bit stricken, he came out and said nothing?