A reading from the Obama Scriptures for May 30, 2008.

The Book of Jeremiah
Chapter 66
Verse 6

The Lord Joins Our Lady of Perpetual Resentment Temple
and Learns the Doctrine of Victimhood

Now after Lord Obama had passed through the land of Crimson
He traveled west to the Windy City
to organize block parties with cotton candy and Tilt-a-Whirls
so that he would be beloved by the makers of the Tilt -a-Whirl
and also to paddeth his resume

It was expedient in those days for those who organized
the block parties, knitting circles, and community gardens
to join the Our Lady of Perpetual Resentment Temple,
Staring Jeremiah Wright
(as the beaver.)

So the Lord went with the little people to
clap and enjoy the nursing of resentments
he had no historical connection to
since his father was Kenyan
and his mother from land of the JayHawk.

In the Temple of Resentment
the Lord also learned
how to BLAME OTHERS
and rename the blaming of others
HOPE
And this was a good lesson, indeed.

Lord Obama saw how the mentor Wright
encouraged people to laugh
and be angry
and remain immobilized
all at the same time.
And this was a good lesson, indeed.

And the Lord saw how the Temple made learned helplessness
FUN
For Mentor Wright dry humped the pulpit
and told tall tales
and called people names
and his gathered masses laughed and felt special.
And this was a good lesson, indeed.

And the Lord Obama learned it is important
to pass resentment
and victimization onto the young.
So when he, the Chosen One, preaches
Hope and Change
They will fall for it
Hooketh, line, sinker.
For Lord Obama this was the most important lesson of all.



And after every lesson he learned
at Our Lady of Perpetual Resentment Temple,
Lord Obama went out back
behind the dumpster
for to smoketh.



Holy Hopey Text courtesy of Future News.