Well, the boss does think there are 57 states...

The Obama "created or saved jobs" website is nothing short of hilarious. Right off the bat, created or saved is bogus terminology. Kind of funny too. What's next?

The hoping for a job rate?

The people who will work for food rate?

The hot baby sitter availability rate?

Newsflash: The "saved jobs rate" is usually called the "employment rate" in the mammals with functional brains community.

The first pacific president has expanded our reach in world's largest ocean overnight. According to the Obama admin they've created or saved 142 jobs in the 69th district of the Northern Mariana Islands. That, my friends, is easily the most astounding Obama feat yet- far and away outstripping of the Nobel Peace Prize. California only has 55 districts and it is the most populous state. Making the Northern Mariana Islands larger than California!...Wow!...the Prez is magic!

America is now kicking butt in the Caribbean too! Both the Virgin Islands and Puerto Rico now have 99 Congressional districts. As does Maine. Connecticut has at least 42 - news that has shocked and distressed the mere 5 nutmegers in Congress, all of whom are now calling for an investigation. It's clear Fox News has been withholding districts from a blue state. Damn you Glenn Beck!