The Alternate Reality Awards!

With the era of lower standards and/or no standards in full swing - kicked off by Barack "drone attack" Obama's surprise Nobel for "peace" - I do hereby introduce yet another periodic feature on Liberal Rapture: The Alternate Reality Awards! The "Surrealies" for short. Nominees are the least deserving or most bizarre and insulting choice in any given category...all selected by you! The first round is a good one. Nominations for future Surrealies are always open.

Who deserves the first Surrealie? Vote as many times as you want! Yes you can!