VERY BIG NEWS!
UPDATE! While we wait for the big fly away....I've added a God poll to the bottom of the post! Last chance to own your truth before the 7 year tribulation!
I feel the need to post some VERY BIG NEWS.
Please clear your to do lists and put on some clean underwear.
This is good news all around. Either you will be shuttled off to heaven OR a bunch of really annoying people will be - allowing the rest of us to indulge in our debauchery and sin in relative peace and quiet.
Now it's not clear exactly when on Monday the rapture is to occur. One assumes that God will wait until after Oprah as even God doesn't want Ms. Winfrey pissed off.
With that, I say -Good luck to all! Have a wonderful rapture day!
I feel the need to post some VERY BIG NEWS.
Please clear your to do lists and put on some clean underwear.
This is good news all around. Either you will be shuttled off to heaven OR a bunch of really annoying people will be - allowing the rest of us to indulge in our debauchery and sin in relative peace and quiet.
Now it's not clear exactly when on Monday the rapture is to occur. One assumes that God will wait until after Oprah as even God doesn't want Ms. Winfrey pissed off.
With that, I say -Good luck to all! Have a wonderful rapture day!
Labels: clean underwear, rapture
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Sunday, September 20, 2009
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