Luncheon at Liberal Rapture

5 items on the agenda today.

1. Battered Obot Syndrome: Anne Lamott, a serviceable, but overrated writer, turns on Obama a bit in today's LA Times. It is interesting to watch rich white liberals contort as they try to keep the abusive love affair with Obi alive - even as he batters and ignores them. She, of course takes the requisite cheap shots at Palin along the way - done with a sort limp wink to her lefty know it all crew...cuz, you know, all the smart people, hate Palin...

(and most like Lamott secretly hate all successful women... they won't own that little fact unless the women are conservative.)

Here's my little Bird by Bird writing exercise for the day:


Dear Ms. Lamott,


Go fuck yourself.


Sincerely,

A real liberal - who did his goddamn due diligence on Obama LAST YEAR - before the election.


2. The End of the Line: Ethel, who was always....well...Ethel to Jackie's Lucy...is The Last Lady of Camelot.

3. Today's Featured Product: The featured product of the day is our delicious and subversive False Hope line of products. Check them out here - remember 10% of L.R.'s profits go to the American Breast Cancer Foundation.

4. Yes, it can get worse: Hidden tax penalties in the House Health Care Bill.

4. Because I feel like it: