The Governator

Tamerlane reports:

All the California budget measures were overwhelmingly defeated yesterday.

The Governator is already gearing up to apply his draconian "pump it up or perish" weltanschauung to the state budget, with education squarely in the cross-hairs of his jaundiced, cyborg eye.

And if California's public schools continue their slide into third-world levels of worthlessness, then parents simply need to take a second job to pay for private school. They should also increase their number of reps and stop being so pathetically weak. Sarah Connor was tough enough to save her kid all on her own; you gotta be, too.

Cuz every one of us arrives here naked, with only our wits and our latissimus dorsi to rely on. If you can't hack it, then go back to Austria or the future or wherever you came from. The rise of the machines is underway in Sacramento, and soft, fleshy models won't be getting any more free rides.