25 Things about me, President Obama

Wow. The coolest thing happened. President Obama "tagged" me with his 25 Things About Me on Facebook!

How cool am I? I "Poked" him to ask if I could post his 25 things here. I did not hear back. He's so busy stimulating us, and putting a B-ball court in the "WH"! But I am sure it is okay with him. Since he's so smart and nice. So here goes:

From FACEBOOK

25 Things About Me

by Barrack H. Obama.

1. I am President of the United States. And you are not.

2. I am half black and half white. And half baked! (lol)

3. No one has ever seen my real birth certificate.

4. My Grandma raised me. She was a typical white lady.

5. Recently, I forced the country to spend billions of our grand children's money.

6. Some people think I am a socialist. Some think I'm a corporate stooge. But I know I'm just me! Sheesh.

7. Some of my friends forget to pay their taxes sometimes and this makes me sad when the press finds out.

8. Some days I have to answer like 8 questions...in a row!

9. I will be President for 4 years. Maybe 8! Maybe 12! Maybe for life!

10. I went to Columbia but no one is allowed to see my school records. And no one really remembers me there. Oh well.

11. Once, when I was a young man, I spent months in Pakistan. Shh. That's a secret, too.

12. Speaking of Pakistan: Since I became President over 100 people have been killed by drones in Pakistan!

13. Speaking of drones: Have you ever been stuck on a plane with Joe Biden?

14. George Soros had nothing to do with my election or the bank runs late last year. I swear.

15. I think Facebook is cool! And I have a show on Youtube every Saturday.

16. Fox News is mean to me! But MSNBC is so nice.

17. Late at night I look at myself in the mirror.

18. My father made John Kennedy meet my mother in Selma and a civil rights march made them fall in love. Or something like that.

19. I used to watch "24" until they started having a woman President. Come on. Like THAT'S ever going to happen!?!

20. People think I am going to get all the troops out of Iraq. RATFLMFAO!

21. Admit it, I had you at "hello."

22. I was a community organizer, just like Jesus.

23. I have a Grammy, just like Milli Vanilli.

24. I think the Speaker Of The House is in love with me. I am seriously. She's a crazy lady.

Finally:

25. I don't care what Soros says: I'm the boss of me!