A reading from the Obama Scriptures: The Demon Story.

In those days in the land of the Machine
That is the Lord's home
it came to pass that a demon was loose.
And the demon was muchly on the talking rock.
For he was a merchant.

The Lord had left his seat in the land of Reid
And the seat was cold - nary warmethed by the Lord
For the Lord made no impression in the Seat.

As it was foretold by the oracle Soros:
Lord Obama now planned his journey down the road of Pennsylvania
To claim his rightful throne in the House of Whiteness.

So his former seat was empty.
And the demon set a price on the Lord's seat.

The Lord knowed the Demon Blag. (But there was no evidence that he KNEW the Blag.)
The Demon Blag now madeth the Lord to looketh bad.
And it is written that no one must maketh the Lord to looketh bad.

For in the valley of corruption whereth the Lord made his home
HE was the one and only true light.

The Lord maketh the broken whole.
And the whole Holy.
The lame to be less lame.
And the children to dance many jigs.
And the Lord also maketh the car payments of those that love him.
And all who love the Lord receive treats.
Such as mugs, such as.

The Lord came to the mountain of the Press and said:
"We are waiting for the ones
we've been waiting
for while we wait
for us to arrive."

And the masses marveled at the Lord's wisdom.

Then the Lord said "If you knock I will answer,
and if I do not answer come into my foyer
which I purchased while boneheaded."

So the Demon knocked.
For he knew the Lord would answer.
But there was a tapping on the wire of the talking rock.
It was foretold by the oracle Fitzgerald
that a tapping would come
to the Demon's talking rock.

And the Lord Obama was not to answer.
But others did.
And the Lord was madeth to look bad.
Now the wire became like cuffs.
For the Fitzgerald could turn taps into cuffs.

And the Lord's others
who answered the Blag
came into the land of deep doo doo.

(Forsooth. Anon.)

It was now left to the talking heads on the talking box
for to maketh the Lord not to looketh bad.
And they spinned and spunned.
Reminding the world of the great gift the Lord had brungeth by his presence.
They knew the ways of the masses.
So the talkers repeated the Lord's greatness many times.

Herein we enter the mystery of faith:

The Lord has risen (very quickly)
The Lord is in politics but is not OF politics.
The Lord arrived with the sullied, the corrupt, the mean, the bribe takers, and the Machine.
But the Lord is not like them.
The Lord is pure.
And so it is.

And the Lord taught his prayer:

Our Lord, who are from Chicago.
Hallowed be his names.
His machine doth come.
His will be done
In America as it is in Chicago.
Forgive us our doubts
As we forgive those PUMAs who doubt HIM.
Give us today our commemorative plates.
As we give commemorative plates to others.
For Obama is the kingdom
And the power
and the glory
forever and ever
Amen.

And then so the Lord went out back for to smoketh.


While the Lord smokethed he thought.
And a smile came across the Lord's face.
For the Demon Blag was now undereth the bus.

And all was well.