NEWSFLASH: OBAMA SKIPS MEETING WITH JESUS
From the LR News wire:
Shortly after cancelling his meeting with wounded American G.I.s in Germany Senator Obama also skipped a planned meeting with the real Messiah. Obama had planned to meet with convalescing servicemen and women while on his "non campaign" swing through Europe. When it was discovered that no photo -op would be allowed Obama canceled the visit to the military hospital.
LR has learned that Obama also had a planned meeting with Jesus set for late Friday. When the Obama camp was told by the Jesus Camp that no footage or photographs of the meeting would be allowed Obama cancelled.
A spokesman for Jesus said "We are stunned. Obviously, we could not allow pictures. Jesus resides in an undisclosed location awaiting the endtimes. Anything that may give away his whereabouts is unacceptable. We assumed Senator Obama would understand that."
Jesus, known to many as The Messiah, has been planning his return for many years. Rumored sightings have been a staple of the web recently.
L.R. contacted the Obama campaign for a response. "Obviously, at this point in the campaign
Senator Obama has meetings with many high level officials. He can't be expected to meet everyone. Jesus is more than welcome to visit with the Senator and Michelle when their schedule permits."
When asked if the photo prohibition had anything to do with the cancellation, the Obama spokesman said, "Of course, it didn't help. What's the point of meeting with the Messiah to discuss the world situation if no pictures can be taken? The people want to see Obama. See what he's doing. How he's helping to build a better world. If Jesus doesn't want a picture taken with Obama that's Jesus's problem."
L.R. later received a terse, confused email follow up from the Obama campaign that said: We believe the reason Jesus put unreasonable restrictions on the meeting with Senator Obama, causing the cancellation, stems from Senator Clinton's refusal to exit the race in a timely manner.
The email ended with a request for donations.
Shortly after cancelling his meeting with wounded American G.I.s in Germany Senator Obama also skipped a planned meeting with the real Messiah. Obama had planned to meet with convalescing servicemen and women while on his "non campaign" swing through Europe. When it was discovered that no photo -op would be allowed Obama canceled the visit to the military hospital.
LR has learned that Obama also had a planned meeting with Jesus set for late Friday. When the Obama camp was told by the Jesus Camp that no footage or photographs of the meeting would be allowed Obama cancelled.
A spokesman for Jesus said "We are stunned. Obviously, we could not allow pictures. Jesus resides in an undisclosed location awaiting the endtimes. Anything that may give away his whereabouts is unacceptable. We assumed Senator Obama would understand that."
Jesus, known to many as The Messiah, has been planning his return for many years. Rumored sightings have been a staple of the web recently.
L.R. contacted the Obama campaign for a response. "Obviously, at this point in the campaign
Senator Obama has meetings with many high level officials. He can't be expected to meet everyone. Jesus is more than welcome to visit with the Senator and Michelle when their schedule permits."
When asked if the photo prohibition had anything to do with the cancellation, the Obama spokesman said, "Of course, it didn't help. What's the point of meeting with the Messiah to discuss the world situation if no pictures can be taken? The people want to see Obama. See what he's doing. How he's helping to build a better world. If Jesus doesn't want a picture taken with Obama that's Jesus's problem."
L.R. later received a terse, confused email follow up from the Obama campaign that said: We believe the reason Jesus put unreasonable restrictions on the meeting with Senator Obama, causing the cancellation, stems from Senator Clinton's refusal to exit the race in a timely manner.
The email ended with a request for donations.
posted by John Smart at
Saturday, July 26, 2008
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