MOCK OBAMA NOW!!!

O.D.S. (obama derangement syndrome) is a serious illness that causes totalitarian impulses, violent overreactions to perceived slights, humorlessness, gloating, bloating, and gas.

Oh my.

If you feel a case of O.D.S. coming on the best cure is to mock Obama. Make a crack about his hypocrisy. Not hard at this point. Or when your spouse says almost anything respond loudly with: YES WE CAN! 3 times.

Can we go to the beach on Sunday? Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes We Can!

or

We need to add more fiber to our diets. Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes We Can!

or

I am leaving you for a hot park ranger I met at Steak 'N Shake last week. I want a divorce: Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes We Can!


Put Ducky, Olbermann, and Barry on your dart board and invite friends over to throw some darts. It's much more fun than you'd think. Ducky is particularly satisfying to peg between the eyes.


The problem here is that now the Obama Pods don't even want us to have a few laughs at BHO's expense. We can 't talk about his past, his wife, his lack of resume, his race, his parents, his birth certificate, his house, his flip flops, his "present votes", his family in Africa, his terrorist connections, his church - none of it - we can't even crack a joke at his expense without it being vetted by the Obama Thought Police.

See, what happened was Jon Stewart made fun of Obama. That being his JOB and all. He's a comedian. (Do you know what that word means, Obama pods? His show is called the Daily Show - it is a send up of the news, obama pods. Do you understand satire, Pod kids? Did you get that lesson in re-education camp?)

Joseph Palmero, professor of Fascist Midwifing Studies at U.C. Bong Hit, wrote this at the intellectual crack house commonly known as the Huffington Post:

Jon Stewart and The Daily Show should be mindful whenever Obama is the target of their satire that they don't end up regurgitating Republican talking points.

Whoa NELLIE! There is a pre-fascist statement (or pre Maoist, if you like) if ever there was one.

Obamites confronted with something outside their All Hail Obama world view are lately more and more forced to ask WWGD? (What Would Goebbles Do?).

Palmero takes up the Goebbles BIG LIE mantle with ease, throwing a king sized plate of spaghetti at the wall. He blames, at least partially, the Iraq invasion on Jon Stewart. I swear. We are through the looking glass here, folks. (You may not know that Johnny Carson was at fault for Vietnam, Art Carney opened the door for the Korean conflict, Gracie Allen forced Germany into Poland, and Ellen Degeneres and Chris Rock are in the early planning stages for an American invasion of Iceland by way of New Rochelle and Bangor.) See Mr. Stewart if you don't love Obama all the time - you CAUSE WAR!

Stewart is now rethinking future Obama jokes because he does not want to be blamed for the West Nile Virus, Global Warming, and The Two Coreys on the A and E channel.

Dear Professor Joseph "Che" Palmero- Goebbles, The Daily Show should be MINDFUL that it put on a good program. Nothing else.

Can you imagine these Shining Path goons asking Jon Stewart when mocking John McCain - which he often does, - to be mindful of not regurgitating Democratic Talking points? Most of the Obama Pods like Palmero or Andrew Sullivan are pathetic and irretrievably lost to the Obama mind fuck - but the country is not. To prevent or cure O.D.S. the best method is humor.

Making fun of all politicians is as American as Mt. Rushmore and ridiculously large portions.

Do it. Do it as much as possible. Especially make fun of Obama - he and his goons are so thin skinned they make it EASY and FUN! Go on, write some of your own...

How many Trinity Church members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Obama, Wright, and Ayres are on a plane going down and there is only one parachute...

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Change"

"Change? - How?"

"Shut up! You racist, backward Clinton loving Pig!!!"