Denver

For Immediate Release

We are excited to announce the schedule for the Democratic Convention

DENVER!

We will be hosting an array of events at the Days Inn on Airport Byway Road.

Get your rooms at a discount with your AAA card!

Tuesday
8:00 Loyalty Oath to all things Obama
8:15 Mixer to talk about how much we love change
9:25 Hope Expressions - a viewing of kid's artwork of all things Obama
10:00 Discussion of how great it is to have moved to Chicago
10:15 - midnight Bash Clinton

Wednesday
Continue to Bash Clinton and her supporters

Thursday
8:00 Keynote address by Keith Olbermann (wear a raincoat - he's like Shamu with his spittle)
9:00 Michelle's address to tell us how bad America is and why she hates white people including a full reading of her dissertation.
12:00 - midnight Bash Clinton

Friday

8:00 prayer breakfast with Reverend Wright
12:00 Coronation - no vote - just hope
12:11: Appointment of Tony Rezko (in abstention) as DNC Chairman (SORRY HOWARD! the man sure can raise cash)
12:13 All aboard the Hope Express to Change town!

Please contact Donna Brazile if you have checks or white people to stand behind the Emperor.