A reading from the Obama Scriptures for May 28, 2008.

Obama - the Book of Axelrod:

chapter 6
verse 66

The Story of the Fainting Women

And many had gathered to see the Lord Obama in the towns with colleges and other Places of the Smug Ones.

So it came to pass that the apostle Axelrod brought with him the fainting women and said to them: Go to the front and fainteth so that the Lord may ask if you are alright and impresseth the many with his love for the little peeps.

Then the Lord will bring you Evian from the Backstage - from whence HE emerges
and you fainting women will be blessed all the days of your lives.

And the women went out and fainted on cue for the Lord Obama. And Obama looked GOOD and KIND. And gave many leg tingles all the day long.

Then Obama left the stageth for a smoke.

The word of the Lord.