A reading from the Obama Scriptures for May 27, 2008.

A reading from the Obama Scriptures for May 27, 2008.

From The Book of Michelle
Chapter 66
Verse 6

The fish sticks of Change and the wonder loaves of Hope.

And so Obama went to the land of the Palmetto with Oprah the Baptist.

The large crowd gathered for to hear the free concert and eat the fish sticks of Change and the Wonder loaves of Hope.

Obama spoketh as they do in southern twangeth to help the gathered Southern speakers to understand.

The Lord sayeth:
"You can choose to love and obey me or choose to be called a racist across the land in divers places, such as MSNBC and the Whole Foods Produce Section! These are your choices! I am the Lord! Obey me or there will be no Latte!"

Then the Lord danceth badly for a moment in order that the People of the Cracker in the audience felt the Lord knew them, too. For Lord Obama loveth all his sheep.

Then the Lord left the stageth for a smoke.

This is the word of the Lord.

Amen.