Saint Obama's little known secret healing powers

As we all know, Saint Obama can do no wrong. If he could the media, which has no bias whatsoever, would have told us by now. While Saint Obama will surely save us as a nation with the healing power of his speeches - which are known to cause flowers to bloom in winter, and small rodents within ear shot to spontaneously combust, what many people do not know about Saint Obama are the way his powers can affect our everyday lives. For example:

* Mixed with water, Barack Obama's snot is a proven treatment for hypertension, menstrual cramps, and seasonal allergies.
* Those who pass through one of Barack Obama's fart clouds experience Ecstasy and perfect unity with the UNIVERSE.
* It is now proven that Saint Obama's belly button lint absorbs greenhouse gasses.
*Obama's face has appeared spontaneously on bratwurst in Wisconsin, Wonder Bread in South Dakota, and Bill Richardson's left thigh.
*If you chant "Barack Obama" 3 times while starting your car - parking spaces open up at all your destinations just as you arrive.
* Saint Obama has not yet mastered turning water into wine but he regularly turns tap water into refreshing Diet Coke for the press corps.
*Saint Obama quit smoking - ALL BY HIMSELF!

If you have any anecdotal information about Barack Obama's life or powers please post them here or send them to me.

(hat tip to the hilarious Brooke's riff - that prompted this post)