Atacking Iran can still be stopped.
Lordy - why don't Bush and his crew just come out and say "we are gonna attack Iran because we want to. nah nah nah" and quit with all the bullshit?
Today's Iran is bad story has this money quote: this possibility (of Iranian involvement) is being looked at because of the sophistication of the attack and the level of coordination. By the Pentagon's logic, the killers must have been German or Swiss, who always attack with coordination and sophistication. God knows the Iraqis we have trained could not have pulled this murder spree off.
MSNBC had "breaking" news about the bad, bad Iranians, along with an immediate pixar animation of the alleged Iranian attack. The story was animated the moment it broke. Thank God. It is hard to hate the Iranians unless I can see them as stick figure gun men who are coming to kill American children and then eat all my Hot Pockets. CNN dutifully picked up the story and blared it on the internets. Fox I cannot abide so who knows what they are doing. A story about how Al Gore molested Obama as a child and Obama liked it and showed pictures of it to Hillary who posted them on her myspace page where she sends secret coded messages to Rosie...all of which has been verified by a man with a colander on his head at the corner of Hollywood and Vine.
Alas , in the dead of night one day this spring W will bomb... etc etc etc. Cuz we would hate the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud...unless, of course, it is our mushroom cloud...
This is another war of choice. It can be stopped.
Today's Iran is bad story has this money quote: this possibility (of Iranian involvement) is being looked at because of the sophistication of the attack and the level of coordination. By the Pentagon's logic, the killers must have been German or Swiss, who always attack with coordination and sophistication. God knows the Iraqis we have trained could not have pulled this murder spree off.
MSNBC had "breaking" news about the bad, bad Iranians, along with an immediate pixar animation of the alleged Iranian attack. The story was animated the moment it broke. Thank God. It is hard to hate the Iranians unless I can see them as stick figure gun men who are coming to kill American children and then eat all my Hot Pockets. CNN dutifully picked up the story and blared it on the internets. Fox I cannot abide so who knows what they are doing. A story about how Al Gore molested Obama as a child and Obama liked it and showed pictures of it to Hillary who posted them on her myspace page where she sends secret coded messages to Rosie...all of which has been verified by a man with a colander on his head at the corner of Hollywood and Vine.
Alas , in the dead of night one day this spring W will bomb... etc etc etc. Cuz we would hate the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud...unless, of course, it is our mushroom cloud...
This is another war of choice. It can be stopped.
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