The Testicle Festival

Lynne told me about this. I do believe The Testicle Festival ranks as one of the great unsung American events. It is the ironic answer to all the over wrought, self indulgent agida going on right now at Burning Man. Who wants to go to the Testy Festy? I will give up a weekend watching football and refining my couch buttgroove....
Sadly, I won't be eating any balls as I am relocating to planet Vegan shortly. (Two adverbs in one sentence!!!) But still - an Undy 500 tricycle race???!!! Come on - that's some good shit.
Happy Labor Day!