Great Expectations

I want to follow up on something the President said during his press conference.

He said about Iraq that he is rarely surprised.

Well, Gomer Pyle, I've got a few questions. You expected 110 Iraqis to be killed every day? When you declared "Mission Accomplished" you expected us to be sending in more troops three years later? When you touted election after election as solving our Iraqi problem you expected the sectarian violence to escalate to a Civil War? When Zachary was killed you thought the insurgency would go on and on like Celene Dion? You expected us to have to involuntarily recall 2,500 marines to continue fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq because after all this time neither war is close to completion? You expected your poll numbers to drop to below 40% approval for your handling of the war in Iraq?

If none of this surprised you I think your next job should be on the Psychic Friends Network with Dionne Warwick.

Oh, and you must know if the crazy guy killed Lisa Bonet Ramsey. So, did he do it?