Fundamentists are corrupting our kids

Fundamentalism is a prime cause of immorality in society and has a corrosive effect on the family unit and civilization itself. We see the evil affects of fundamentalism here, and here. Banning fundamentalists from getting married and ejecting them from the military and our public school system may be necessary if we are to keep our moral standing as a nation. A nation that accepts fundamentalists as “normal” will surely experience God's wrath. God does not take kindly to the willy-nilly disregard of reason and intelligence that She/He gave us.

If you know a fundamentalist, I suggest you take them to a fundamentalist conversion center near you. Fundamentalism is choice. Fundamentalists can change and become normal again.