The farting president

I am days late writing about Bush's farting antics. Here is the sad thing - the fact that Bush apparently breaks wind for fun while doing his "work", and loves a good fart joke, - is the only story in a while that actually makes me like him a wee bit more. I do love a good fart joke. And lets face it - farts are always funny. Always. Like most every Ab Fab episode, they never stop being funny. If only Bush were a minor character actor, or the fun loving local kook who runs the hardware store, I really would like him.
But we are all subjected to him as President and it is a disaster for this great country. The Right and the middle have finally woken up about just how bad Bush is for the republic. We on the Left knew it all along. When will they listen to us? Really - given the track record of conservatives in this country from slavery, to suffrage, to civil rights -why do we listen to them at all?