Er, Er, Er

Yesterday at his press conference Mr. Bush called suicide bombers "suiciders".

We should all take a page from the Decider's dictionary since we're going to have English as the language of the land.

I like to watch the basketballers during the finals.

Mr. Bush prefers the baseballers and I like them too!

He hates those journalisters, though. They're damn snoopy and not in good Charles Schultz kind of way.

The spyers over at the CIA bug him too, but not as much as they bug us.

He wants to add more border securityers to protect our southern border and will throw in some National Guarders to help them out. It's hard work, after, all. And if anyone knows hard work it's the Presidenter.

To be fair to Mr. Bush, our own Snoop Dog of Presidents, most of the time it is appropriate to just slap an er on a verb to describe the person - worker, actor, writer, reporter, manager, director. And decider is an actual word. I am sure I'm not the only person who looked it up.

But it is a shame that no child left behind wasn't in place when Mr. Bush was in school.

Fahshizle.