English only?! How will the Starbucks Republicans order?

I confess: the immigration issue bores the snot out of me. Maybe because I am a Californian. Here in Cali this issue gets recycled every decade - economic weather permitting.
No one really wants to solve it - so we don't. It is useful on the Right to stir up fear and loathing of the BROWN PEOPLE. The Left sees an opening to scream "racist" and dives in without thinking. Everyone's happy. Nothing changes.
The Senate did pass a law making English the national language. Good for them. Glad they have so much free time.
I do wonder how all those Starbucks Republicans are going to place an order. "I would like a triple large cup of burnt overpriced coffee with steamed soy milk and add that chocolate type flavoring that starts with the letter M. It makes me feel a tiny bit exotic."
Where's the fun in that?
Maybe Monday the House will pass a resolution suggesting carne asada be renamed "tasty meat food thing". Hmmm. Delicious.