Straight perverts and criminals hurting America

This is the first in what I hope to be an ongoing series. Heterosexuals are out of control and very few are doing anything about it. I don't mind what they do in their bedrooms but the fact is that everyday the evidence mounts that heterosexuals have a corrosive effect on marriage and society as a whole. Examples:
Heterosexual perverts put the nation's security at risk.
Heterosexuality promotes fraud.
Heterosexuals cannot be trusted with our children. After they have them, it may be best to have others raise them.

Something needs to be done to get straight people under control. Anyone have Lou Dobb's cell phone number?