Lettuce pray for aliens.

If you click right here you will understand the fix we are in with immigration. Legal, illegal whatever - (if crossing someone else's border with impunity and taking up residence is what amounts to illegal then pretty much every white person in country has some illegal in 'em).
One little quip that says it all.
Sadly, Lou Dobbbs has no real response to Jay Leno.

You want 8 dollar lettuce to go with your 8 dollar gas?
me neither. We should be thanking the "illegals." Maybe take them to dinner at a place with a nice salad bar.