Why I love Adam Felber

Once again, I turn to Adam when in a time of crisis. He has his latest State of the Union Drinking game that I strongly recommend. If you don't drink you can replace the alcohol with cookies. Yum.

Here's a snippet:

- Every time the President makes mention of a spending package totaling $1 billion or more, everyone must raise their glass, exclaim "What deficit?" and take a good, hearty sip.

- When talking about about Hurricane Katrina (or anything else, really...), the President may say "I take responsibility." At this point, raise your glass, exclaim "Finally!" and bring the glass to your lips. Do not drink unless the President says something - anything - that indicates that "taking responsibility" means anything other than saying "I take responsibility." As you wait, slowly lower the glass from your lips.

- During the Domestic portion of the speech, keep your eyes peeled. At any time, anyone can choose to silently extend their hand forward, palm up, to receive a Corporate Handout. When you see someone do this, you must do so as well (thus becoming one of "The Rich"). The last person to extend their hand becomes "The Bottom 90%" and must drink, while everyone else yells things like "Who let him in?!" and "Get a job!" and "You'd be pulling your own weight if you didn't drink so much!"


Please enjoy the whole thing responsibly.