Gibson For Governor

Oh Arnold - you are making the elephants so MAD. Arnold ( no I am not on a first name basis with the man, but who can spell that last name? Maybe if he shortens it up a bit he could have a career in Hollywood) appointed a DEMOCRAT to be his chief of staff and The waffen GOP is madder that a roid raging cheerleader who has had her me time in the bathroom stall interrupted.
It gets worse. The appointee is named KENNEDY. (a rumor spread that her real first name is Hillary, when O'Reilly heard this he momentarily stopped eating his child flavored falafel and yelped "Nuke Austria!" - San Francisco is apparently safe for now).

I, for one, cannot get too upset about the GOP push to find a candidate to oppose Arnold. Debbie Gibson would make a fine Governor.