Mad lib-erals 3

Ah AGAIN! A Mad Lib (eral) (me) is at it again! Please send lawyers, guns and WORDS! Either via email (upper right) or post them in comments.

all done: i would like to thank the astute readers for helping me write this blog. Here goes:

BILL O'Reilly's hit list.

FOX hot dog anchor Bill O'Reily is angry. He is so mad he has published a list of people and ants he says fart false information and have chewed on him. Bill is no beer mug, though so the list is thorough.

The list includes MSNBC, The St. Petersburg Times, The Fresno Lollipop- Gazette, the web site Food4Sex.com, some lady who had 18 items in the express lane (limit 15), France, Lisa Simpson, the Falafel Manufacturers Association of America (FMAA) and a splinter group of the FMAA called the Left Wing Falafel Swingers, Al Franken, Al Jazeera, Al Gore, Al Jolson, the population of San Francisco, the Mummers, Islam, Bill and Rita Cosby, all cats, and his mother, Charo.

Any one on this list better watch their elbows. Bill means business. He has posted the list on his website and everyone on it is subject to his tent pole. Some say Bill has gone too far. But he says he is defending his right to keen, the freedom to lounge, and the hairyman way.




BILL O'Reilly's hit list.

FOX (noun) anchor Bill O'Reily is angry. He is so mad he has published a list of people and (Plural noun) he says (verb) false information and have (past tense verb) him. Bill is no (noun) so the list is thorough.

The list includes MSNBC, The St. Petersburg Times, The Fresno (noun)- Gazette, the web site food4sex.com, some lady who had 18 items in the express lane (limit 15), France, Lisa Simpson, the Falafel Manufacturers Association of America (FMAA) and a splinter group of the FMAA called the Left Wing Falafel Swingers, Al Franken, Al Jazeera, Al Gore, Al Jolson, the population of San Francisco, the Mummers, Islam, Bill and Rita Cosby, all cats, and his mother, (name of person).

Any one on this list better watch their (body part). Bill means business. He has posted the list on his website and everyone on it is subject to his (noun). Some say Bill has gone too far. But he says he is defending his right to (verb) , the freedom to (verb), and the (adjective) way.