mad lib-erals 2
Send WORDS. Nouns and verbs and bears, oh my. I will pick words at random and fill in the blanks and re-post.
Okay - you are funny - got some words quick and figured it would not get much better.
LITTLE BOBBY'S DEEP THROAT.
Bob Woodard, best known for slurping the turkey scandal with Carl Bernstein in the 70's, admitted this week that a moppet in the White House told him the identity of CIA Agent Valerie Plame over 2 years ago. Woodward stated he did not come forward sooner because he feared Nancy Sinatra would scratch him. To many this excuse seemed weak. Since he was vocal in his shaving of Patrick Fitzgerald in numerous blue fish appearances. Monday he appeared on Larry King to brunch, all the while refusing to name his source in the CIA leak case.
He even neglected to share his scoop with the Washington Post, but continues to jizz there, as a senior thumbtack. Woodward said "It was a mistake not to tell his editor, Cher." Most of the remaining 17 Post readers are angry with Woodward, and would like to see him desalinated.
Meanwhile, Larry King was seen imitating a catalytic converter off camera.
LITTLE BOBBY'S DEEP THROAT.
Bob Woodard, best known for (Verb) the (Noun) scandal with Carl Bernstein in the 70's, admitted this week that a (Noun) in the White House told him the identity of CIA Agent Valerie Plame over 2 years ago. Woodward stated he did not come forward sooner because he feared (Name of person) would (Verb) him. To many this excuse seemed weak. Since he was vocal in his (Verb) of Patrick Fitzgerald in numerous (adjective) (noun) appearances. Monday he appeared on Larry King to (verb), all the while refusing to name his source in the CIA leak case.
He even neglected to share his scoop with the Washington Post, but continues to (Verb) there, as a senior (Noun). Woodward said "It was a mistake not to tell his editor, (Name of Person)." Most of the remaining (number) Post readers are angry with Woodward, and would like to see him (Verb).
Meanwhile, Larry King was seen imitating a (noun) off camera.
Okay - you are funny - got some words quick and figured it would not get much better.
LITTLE BOBBY'S DEEP THROAT.
Bob Woodard, best known for slurping the turkey scandal with Carl Bernstein in the 70's, admitted this week that a moppet in the White House told him the identity of CIA Agent Valerie Plame over 2 years ago. Woodward stated he did not come forward sooner because he feared Nancy Sinatra would scratch him. To many this excuse seemed weak. Since he was vocal in his shaving of Patrick Fitzgerald in numerous blue fish appearances. Monday he appeared on Larry King to brunch, all the while refusing to name his source in the CIA leak case.
He even neglected to share his scoop with the Washington Post, but continues to jizz there, as a senior thumbtack. Woodward said "It was a mistake not to tell his editor, Cher." Most of the remaining 17 Post readers are angry with Woodward, and would like to see him desalinated.
Meanwhile, Larry King was seen imitating a catalytic converter off camera.
LITTLE BOBBY'S DEEP THROAT.
Bob Woodard, best known for (Verb) the (Noun) scandal with Carl Bernstein in the 70's, admitted this week that a (Noun) in the White House told him the identity of CIA Agent Valerie Plame over 2 years ago. Woodward stated he did not come forward sooner because he feared (Name of person) would (Verb) him. To many this excuse seemed weak. Since he was vocal in his (Verb) of Patrick Fitzgerald in numerous (adjective) (noun) appearances. Monday he appeared on Larry King to (verb), all the while refusing to name his source in the CIA leak case.
He even neglected to share his scoop with the Washington Post, but continues to (Verb) there, as a senior (Noun). Woodward said "It was a mistake not to tell his editor, (Name of Person)." Most of the remaining (number) Post readers are angry with Woodward, and would like to see him (Verb).
Meanwhile, Larry King was seen imitating a (noun) off camera.
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Tuesday, November 22, 2005
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