new laws

With the loons running the show in DC passing laws that undermine us all while no one is looking - I came across a new set of laws, courtesy of Jay in Los Angeles that I think we can all support:

Jay's New Laws:

These laws should make our world run more smoothly.

1) We must incarcerate straight men who use the word 'fabulous'. It's too confusing.

2) Elected officials must pose for photographs naked, having sex with prostitutes of both genders, before they take office. This will save time and scandal later.

3) News anchors must ingest at least one mood elevating substance an hour before each broadcast. They must also sleep in the streets.

4) All evidence that Rupert Murdoch ever existed must be destroyed and never mentioned again. This includes Fox, at least 100 newspapers and Rupert Murdoch.

5) It must not be considered 'assault' to pulverize any person for the use of the word 'bored' or any derivative thereof.

Here Here!

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